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Rooty -

sing to tune of I'm a Little Teapot

I'm a little horny see me smile
No I'm not a pedophile!
Come on 'Lijah baby, stay a while
Drop your clothes off in that pile

sing to tune of - Hit 'Em Up Style
 
-Verse 1:
Yeah I been schemin'
to get him screamin' in the bedroom  
just schemin'
you can believe that I'll give my man a beatin'
yeah u know I've found another way to make him beg for it all
So I went
To Glasgow on a shopping spree
Yeah I'm gonna go visit Billy
Yeah we'll have some fun
I'll strip everything away
 
-B-section:
Oops
There was that dream I had one day
Oops
but it's not appropriate to say
Oops
Here comes the love I have
You're hot Billy
And that's for that now
Oops
your clothes, your kilt and your socks!
Oops
come on I'll show u what rocks!
Oops
until your good to go...
This is what I owe
 
-Chorus:
Hey ladies
If your man wanna get buck wild
Just go back and do him up style
Get your hands on the lash
And whip until the last dime
until the hard times
Oh
When your hot and everything goes
all the clothes... yeah I knows u knows
So you better let him know that
If you want what?  you gotta get it up

Isabelle -

Sung to the melody of Amazing Grace
 
So Fine, I whine
Is he, our Boyd
that brought us sex appeal
I know not why he's still asleep.
But God. I DID him good.
 
I thought he would, at least say thanks
before he left my bed
To think that I was dumb enough
To give that cute boy head...

To the mugg of bear thingy Billy and the Hobbits sang..
 
Hey, ho! To the bed we go,
To kiss his lips and suck his toe  *had to censor that*
Clothes may fall, and I may blow
There still be many ways to go.
Oh! Sweet is the sound of the falling chain,
And the cream that flows from hill to plain,
Better than Boyd and his swelling stick
Is a new seta batteries for this chick!!

Mouse -

sings to tune of Away in a Manger
 
Away in a dark room
computer for friend
I found my sweet Billy on the internet
I loved my sweet Billy in all his cute charm
and swore to protect him and bring him no harm.
 
A loon they had called me
I was not alone
worshipping Billy on his acting throne.
Yes, all of my fan friends  
on BB dot net
loved as if we had actually met.
 
(la la la laaa laaa laaa laaa la laaa)
 
Stay with us, sweet Billy
Under BMG care
we'll love you forever, and always be where
you can find us so quickly if ever you want
a blo....er....hug or a fondl....er...kiss or a ...gosh darnit, I can never finish these things...

jingle bells tune
 
Billy Boyd, Billy Boyd
You are so darned fine
Come and have a drink with me
I'll buy the finest wine, OOOOOHH
Billy Boyd, Billy Boyd
You are so darned cute
darlin' knees, a smile to please
and real cute bum to boot.
 
Once I went online
and typed L-O-T-R
and found my Billy dear
and then I wanted more!
I knew that he was fine
the finest that could be
and so I swore to marry him  
and keep him all for me!!!
 
ooooooh
Billy Boyd, Billy Boyd
You are so darned hot
Come along and shag with me
I swear I'll give a lot
oh, Billy Boyd, Billy Boyd
You are so darned sweet
darlin' knees, a smile to please
and an ass that can't be beat!
 
And so I found my man (Billy)
a-sittin in a tree
with ent-draught in his hand
and a smile just for me
Maybe he was drunk
I guess we'll never know
but boy he had the greatest <censored>
a girl could ever blow...

sung to whatever tune (Eh? That don't help! - ears)

Billy Boyd is fancy on the outside.  
Billy Boyd is fancy on the inside.  
Billy hits my fancy.  
Billy Boyd is fine.  
His body's fancy and so is mine.  
 
Lij was cute from the beginning.  
Orli was sweet right from the start.  
and Dom tickled my fancy.  
But Billy Boyd is fine.  
Billy's body's fancy and so is mine.  
 
I think Billy's a special person  
And I like his ins and outsides.  
Billy Boyd is fancy.  
Billy Boyd is fine.  
His body's fancy and so is mine

random theme

Mine eyes have seen the beauty of the pictures of the Boyd
His eyes and ears so charming that it leaves my heart devoid
of anything but lustful thoughts, it makes my friends annoyed
but Billy stole my heart!
 
Billy, Billy, how we love you
Billy, Billy, how we love you
Billy, Billy, how we love you
Billy stole my heart!
 
And so I write a little of my love and lust for him
His knees beneath that kilt would melt me, making me just grin
Giggling at his antics, like a schoolgirl caught in sin
oh Billy stole my heart!
 
[repeat chorus]

Psycho -

sing to Barney is a dinosaur
 
Billy is a sexy Scot
who drives us to elation
once we start we just can't stop
he brings us fascination
 
Billy is a sexy Scot
for our imagination
all we dream about all day
is him and his great nation